Russian Commander General Miltonovich Alighieri confirmed today that a cyperspace XB320 satellite has found what appears to be a stone tablet beneath the Arctic ice. Commander General Alighieri said a team of the world's greatest scientist are working round the clock to recover the tablet. Team leader, Dr. John Dante, said they believe the stone will reveal what man has been searching for since the beginning of time, which is" Absolute Truth."
Dr. Dante said that while attempting to penetrate the ice an unusual event took place. A arctic Dodo Bird walked up to the team of scientist and just gazed at them for hours. At the very second that the stone was in reach of the greatest minds in the world, the Dodo bird began to speak. Dr. Dante said they thought the cold was affecting their power to reason and to think clearly.
The Dodo bird continued to talk asking over and over the same question. "Can you tell us what you're doing?" Dr. Dante said the team gave into their delusions and answered the bird. "We are about to recover the stone tablet that contains what all mankind have been searching for since the beginning of time- Absolute Truth."
The Dodo bird looked toward the heavens and said, "They call me a Dodo?" As he turned and walked away, he said with a voice that all could hear, "Listen, O men of the earth. The fool has said in his heart, there is no God. They are all corrupt, they have done abominable works. There is none who does good." Psalm 53:1.
Even a Dodo bird knows that the only "Absolute Truth" is God's word.
Dr. Dante said that while attempting to penetrate the ice an unusual event took place. A arctic Dodo Bird walked up to the team of scientist and just gazed at them for hours. At the very second that the stone was in reach of the greatest minds in the world, the Dodo bird began to speak. Dr. Dante said they thought the cold was affecting their power to reason and to think clearly.
The Dodo bird continued to talk asking over and over the same question. "Can you tell us what you're doing?" Dr. Dante said the team gave into their delusions and answered the bird. "We are about to recover the stone tablet that contains what all mankind have been searching for since the beginning of time- Absolute Truth."
The Dodo bird looked toward the heavens and said, "They call me a Dodo?" As he turned and walked away, he said with a voice that all could hear, "Listen, O men of the earth. The fool has said in his heart, there is no God. They are all corrupt, they have done abominable works. There is none who does good." Psalm 53:1.
Even a Dodo bird knows that the only "Absolute Truth" is God's word.
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